You drove me to this...

You wish you were...

Just follow me...

A stable yet explosive element...

Care for a paper towel?

Tried Explaining SKYPE to her...

Bail Money?

I'll take a pad of 100...

It's like a hobby...

Just a little prick...

Seriously...

You Can't Out Pervert Me...

Came by Ups...

Open up!

If you can't make friends on the internet...

Pulled it once or twice...

Duh!

An hour later...

Admit it... you do it too...

Meee Tooo...

Tags coming soon!

Slight difference...

Watch out!

Warning to you...

Hmm....

I've met him before...

We all know this bitch...

Oooppss....

Psst....

Finsh this word Gu___rs...

It's good for the back...right?

Yes please...

Flexibility..always an asset..

How about a pinwheel instead...

You can find this out the hard way...

I know all the best people...

All the time...

Tips and tricks to live by....

Tips and tricks to live by....

Tips and tricks to live by....

yummmmm

It's still a nice gift...

Mmmmm.... some....

Sizzle!

You kow who you are... my addiction...

But You Can Rub Me For Good Luck...

I waste so many texts...

In clearance rack orange...

You all know who I'm talking about...

Tonight I am backing up my posters on blog spot... so there are going to be some "retro" posters coming out of the archives this evening... 0> muffin

"pass the...."